[On December 5th, 1945, five naval jets disappeared over the Bermuda Triangle, helping establish an urban legend that has endured to this day. So this week I’ll AmericanStudy five such urban legends, leading up to a crowd-sourced weekend post!]
On two figures
who together helped spread an urban legend, and one broader way to
AmericanStudy it.
From what I
can tell, it has for some bizarre reason occasionally
been the case that New Yorkers have bought baby alligators as pets, decided
that they don’t want to keep them, and flush them down the toilet, leading to
the genuine (if usually tragically brief, as they can’t really survive down there)
presence of these tiny gators in the city’s sewers. But the urban legend that there
are full-grown alligators living in New York’s sewer system is largely due to
one unique individual, the public worker Teddy May. I can’t
sum up May any better than do the three extended passages featured at that
hyperlinked sewergator.com page, but I will highlight this quote from Sewer Division
Chief John T. Flaherty,
featured in the 1999 book Too
Good to Be True: The Colossal Book of Urban Legends: “Yes, Professor,
there really was a Teddy May…almost as much of a legend as the New York City Alligator
[Alligator cloaca novum Eboracum] itself.”
If May was
apparently notorious among his fellow public workers, and perhaps to a degree
in the city’s conversations more broadly (at least during his mid-20th
century life), it took an author and book to extend that legend beyond the Big
Apple. That text is NYPD officer turned journalist and acclaimed
novelist Robert Daley’s first book, The World Beneath the
City (1959), an ostensibly documentary work that leans well into the
realms of both folklore and humor, with Teddy May as its primary guide for
both. Daley
writes, “Sewer inspectors first reported seeing alligators about 1935,
Teddy May being Superintendent at the time. Neither May nor anyone else
believed them.” But Flaherty notes that “in the fullness of time, [May] rose to
become a Foreman or, perhaps, a District Foreman.” So it is apparently Daley whose
belief should have been a bit more hard-earned, and May whose stories are
likely as mythic as those full-size sewer gators.
But even
if the gators aren’t really there, the legend certainly is, and like all such
tales has a lot to tell us about its and our worlds. In this case, I’d say this
urban legend is particularly illustrative of the ways we think about the first
word in that phrase, our urban spaces. For at least the last 150 years, many
American narratives have been dedicated to spreading fears about our cities,
and more exactly about the unseen dangers that lurk around every corner in
these urban landscapes. In B.V. Hubbard’s Socialism,
Feminism, and Suffragism, the Terrible Triplets, Connected by the Same
Umbilical Cord, and Fed from the Same Nursing Bottle (1915), one of the
worst books in American history despite having one of our best titles, he
writes that “In large cities people do not know their nearest neighbors, and it
is sometimes dangerous, both from the moral and financial point of view, to
make indiscriminate acquaintances without some investigation of the proposed
acquaintance.” Hubbard is using the idea as an analogy for the dangers of Suffragism,
but it also succinctly reflects this fundamental fear of the urban unknown—and what
could be more unknown nor more fearsome than the legendary creatures lurking in
a city’s sewers?
Next urban
legend tomorrow,
Ben
PS. What
do you think? Urban legends you’d highlight for the weekend post?
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